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Les Tortues Clodo et Monsieur Man – Les Kassos #15 | Les kassos

Les Tortues Clodo et Monsieur Man – Les Kassos #15


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Les Tortues Clodo viennent de se faire expulser des égouts par le service d’hygiène de la Mairie de Paris et sont révoltés des préjudices qui leurs sont causés. La conversation est vite interrompue car une odeur pestilentielle se fait sentir. Elle vient de Maître Sphincter, le maître spirituel de nos tortues qui n’est autre qu’un rat mort. Nous avons ensuite une belle démonstration de l’art ninja qui se termine par une pelle enfoncée dans un crâne.
Monsieur Man qui nous rappelle ce garçon du film Sixième sens,  est terrorisé par les fantômes qu’il voit. Etrangement, c’est celui bien réel d’une des tortues Clodo qui l’effraie le moins.

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